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Thinking In Moderation

by Secretary

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Content with riding the California snake, sweep the dirt under the mat with grace. Compete and fuck the popular fake, pays the bills over the melting face. Completely loving the smiles they make, you’ve made it in a new place. You’ve parted ways with posing possums long ago. If I bought that for one minute I’ve have lost .9% of my day. Part stencils and two-piece programs fill in the departed. As long as customers fulfill their hunger, we’ll populate the world with plastic bags and rubber signs. This gets you so far off it turns others on. Yet, no hue can capture the ever changing face. No amount of hair captures the contour in it’s place. No medium can help the artist’s eye. No added hours stops the soul’s lust. Persuasion of the naughty bits, punctuated by upbringing, slowly brings in release. Bit by bit by bit….the ever changing perfect painting.
2.
We have all been had! The oldest trick in the book becomes the new fad. Bask in the glory of the new breed. Mr. So-and-so commits a cultural foul, leading all astray. Provoking ripe youth to come on in is my middle name. No one knows my boredom, and not one standard has been met. Call me for a good time. Digits found in stalls. Suppress first impressions. This one’s in the bag. Kill the urge to scream. Let the juices flow. DNA chewing gum. You can thank me later by breaking through deflection. Broken reservoirs of rubber wreaths. Donations to new Blue Crosses. Withdrawals from complete strangers. Quick draws replace handshakes.
3.
Reconcile the sabotaging elements. Exit the motif. Gather whats left and head to unclaimed hills, retracing traceable tracks. Instruments with thought will be the downfall. I claim this to be a point of a beautiful disaster. On a whim, they say this is bliss. A turn of events, that turned out bad. 10/4…they bled the situation loud and clear all over the place when the ice cut the breaks. Iron clad contracts soiled with wealth turns work over to the rats. Calculate newly earned capital. Estimate when criminals turn citizen. Feast on misfortune, and put us up for the night. Any takers? Put us up for the night? Aspiring minds confront insidious machines.
4.
Take the helm! Avast ye, you’ve run me through for the last time. Here on out a an impulse shall decide the act of these hands. A promise and a plea can be heard from a wretch. Steady now before the crew becomes shipwrecked. Head towards the brightest star in the sky, that’s where our new home shall lie. This place had better pick up, there will be no freeloaders on this cruise. Traitors and stowaways will be fitted for a noose. In the name of freedom upon this land, I claim this place (for our destruction. Take my hand). Bind this gag! Double knot it, it fits quite well. Please spare our lives. You won’t regret it kind sir. Quite frankly I’m flabbergasted at this journey’s destination. This crew is in their prime. Last chance you dogs. Spill your guts! You have but mere seconds left. 10…9…8…7…6…5…
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The effect goes without saying, and causes the erect to be aesthetically appealing. Great minds don’t think alike, like-minded vessels do. Regurgitated bars and bridges are fed to the young. Loyalty pours from the pores of the misguided. What inspires the poet ruins the painter’s masterpiece. What causes the obese to fast has anorexics gorging like gluttons. What makes listeners get off has musicians instruments set on repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.I’ve a hankering for one more disgruntled flock to fly the coop. Hitch-hiking cowboys save no damsels in distress. Light up a campfire crowd, and tell tales of chivalry. With this we can do no wrong. Ciao!
6.
This thing will grow if given the proper care. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery that will take you everywhere. There, I’ve reached an enlightenment climax just as you blew your load. Introducing a kind of sorcery…some brand of wizardry. Complimentary sexual massage is on the house. Top-notch fantasies dreamt up and acted in dreams. Cue the music, we’re all feeling saucy tonight! A nymphomaniac’s favorite past-time. A businessman’s stress-relief aid. Run amuck while tying knots. Name your price for the complete package. Life changing nights leaves me feeling a tad askew. This thing is ever so contrapposto. Leaving all eggs in one fragile basket. You’ll get yours! You’ll get yours!! All your families will be disgraced, branded on your children’s children’s children.

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This EP was recorded in one evening back in 2007. The band broke up before making any physical copies, and ended up posting it on the world wide web for free.


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released July 7, 2007

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Joel Lauver at Burning Bridge Studios

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Secretary Los Angeles, California

Hardcore-ish band from Decatur IL / Los Angeles CA
2003-2007

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